Dear World Market Organic Masala Chai,
Will you marry me? I love you. You taste amazing and you are spicy. (side bar: everytime I say spicy or zesty I always feel the need to shimmy) I never thought I would fall in love with such a beautiful black tea. Moroccan mint is now a distant memory. I now see that it has always been you. YOU! So fuck the bullshit. Will you marry me?
I’ll wait.
XOXO,
Me
