So… I just watched this week’s Game of Thrones… Meh… No Daenerys, booooo! She is my favorite story line on the show. I can admit that I am waiting for Joffrey to get fucked up and I hope Sansa does it. Oh, and what’s up with “Dog.” He loves himself some Sansa, can you tell? I think they may end up together one day one some real beauty and the beast shit. THAT, my friends, would definitely be something to watch. Other than that, that show is mehhhh.
Game of Thrones
Chats with Mexicans…
This is me and Laura. Laura was my very first friend in Los Angeles. Orale vatos locos! Aowwwww! I am so “urban.”
Game of Thrones….
Who else is excited about Game of Thrones tonight???? Arghhh. I want to scream! Since the the Mother of Dragons is going to wind up at The House of the Undying to get her babies, wouldn’t it be so dope if she could bring her husband back to life. Jason Momoa is so fine and her ass can’t stop talking about her husband. I hope by writing this, I am predicting the future, so I am putting it into the universe. HOLLA!
Hey Jason Momoa boo…
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so wordpress lets you see what terms people used to find my site… here is the latest… O_o how did they know…
An Amazing Discovery……..
Remember that episode of Louie, the Louis CK show, where he is interested in dating the cashier, Tarese (season1, episode 10)? His unrequited love interest was none other than………. Alike (Adepero Aduye) from the film Pariah! For some reason it popped in my head last night that it was her. I wasn’t even watching it but you know I had to youtube search it immediately.
So when she is not playing a high school lesbian, she is on sitcoms telling balding white* men to suck a dick. Priceless!
*Before you emmeffers fuck with me: I know Louis CK is Mexican. He is still white racially! (Just covering me bases.)
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I love Viola Davis
I really do. It isn’t only because:
- we are both from Rhode Island
- we both did the same Upward Bound Program at RIC
- we both went to RIC
- we both did the PEP program
- when I was in Upward Bound and PEP we went to see a Viola Davis play on Broadway every summer
but because she is inspiration. I LOVE HER!
Here are some inspiring videos I just came across of her:
Will you marry me?
Dear World Market Organic Masala Chai,
Will you marry me? I love you. You taste amazing and you are spicy. (side bar: everytime I say spicy or zesty I always feel the need to shimmy) I never thought I would fall in love with such a beautiful black tea. Moroccan mint is now a distant memory. I now see that it has always been you. YOU! So fuck the bullshit. Will you marry me?
I’ll wait.
XOXO,
Me
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Dear JHud…
Dear Jennifer Hudson,
I love you but I have one simple request: put your motherfucking hands down! Everytime I see pictures of you, you have jazz hands and I want to know why. I am sure there is a sexier signature pose out there, trust me. You are a beautiful woman. I mean shit, you are making all of these weight loss commercials convincing me so [SARCASM]. But please, booboo, do it for the people. Jennifer Hudson FOR THE PEOPLE. Here is what I am talking about:
Let’s work on that , sweets. I got you. I can show you some shit. Put you on to some new-new.
Kisses,
XOXO
Wine and Corks
I hosted a wine tasting event in San Diego one year. My team pulled it off in a few weeks. Somehow I ended up pouring at the first station, a beautiful Bearboat Riesling. I had never poured at an event nevermind a tasting, so I was pouring half glasses O_o Anyway here he is the funny story:
The only bottle openers we used were these:
I had never used one of these so one of the attendees decided to help me while telling me that she was a bartender for may years as a young woman. After she opens the bottle, she smells the cork and says, “now that is some great wine”. I thanked her and became a pro. Another person in my team that I will call JACK was by my side and learned how to use the opener as well.
A little later after most of the attendees had a glass, I introduced our guest sommelier. He gave a brief spiel about the selection of wines and then he gives tips about wine tasting. Then he said a sentence I will never forget. Jack and I spit out or wines (discretely) when he said these words. Here it goes:
“Learning about wine and tasting is easy. Beware of those that pretend to know. If someone smells a cork and thinks they can tell anything about the wine from it, that person doesn’t know shit.”
O_o
That’s all. I thought I would share those words of wisdom with you all. If someone smells a cork, they are an asshole. That is it. Caso cerrado. Carry on.
